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Vitaminic ~ the Walter Mitty evolution

By day I am Timothy Lance; I work in the Garden Department of the K-Mart in Fresno, California.
      But at night, I become the Viking, Jarl Sigurd the Stout of Orkney, who fought the Battle of Clontarf in 1014 AD. After years of rigorous study, especially the ideas of Music Theoretician Heinrich Schenker and the great conductor, Wilhelm Furtwängler, I learned how to play rock'n'roll guitar. I use a Firestone-equipped Gibson Explorer. And I learned the art of composition, which I have used very sparingly: after all my years of study, I have produced only one composition, which serves as a showcase for my invincible prowess as a Metal Guitarist.

nota bene: I am gay

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